Friday 20 July 2018

An optimistic clairvoyant's Hull City Season Review 2018/19


Someone slipped a small tablet with the letters L, D and S on it into my beer last night and I woke up in June 2019. Here’s my review of Hull City’s season. SPOILER ALERT…

Friendly - England vs. Canada (May 2019)

Player of the season 2018/19

Of course it was Will “Keano” Keane. It’s amazing to look back now and think he wasn’t everyone’s cup of tea. I’ve always rated the lad, personally. He was well out of the first team picture when he scored from 40 yards at Bramall Lane in the League Cup defeat and that put pressure on the manager to pick him.

Once he scored his first hat-trick of the season at Wigan, the confidence just flowed. There are too many highlights to pick out but the five goals he scored in that 12-0 drubbing of QPR in March will live long in the memory.

It would be remiss not to give lots of credit to the new owners for turning down that £30m bid from Liverpool in January. It would have been easy to take the money but he’s surely worth more now with the England call up and six years left on his new contract?

Game of the season 2018/19

I’ve still not recovered from the heart-break of missing out on the play-off final due to a disgraceful refereeing decision and the mis-fortune of having to finish the second-leg of the semi-final with only seven players due to injuries but it’s hard not to be proud of the players. We’d all written off the final anyway when we lost 2-0 to Nottingham Forest in the first leg but the return at the KCOM with 8,000 fans locked outside was something to behold.

We murdered them in the first half and deserved to lead 4-0 though Super Kev Stewart’s volley and the Keano hat-trick. The injuries began to bite though, especially once Markus Henriksen went in goal.

I still thought we were full value at 4-2 but the ref giving handball against Henriksen was a joke. I still don’t get how four officials couldn’t get between them that he was the goalie? This is why we need VAR in the Championship as soon as possible.

Goal of the season 2018/19

How is this even a question? I’m so glad I was at Carrow Road that night. Jarrod Bowen gets the ball near the corner flag in our right back position. We’re screaming at him to boot it away but he decides to take on his man. It’s madness. Who tries a 1-2 with the bloody corner flag? He beat that German kid and strode into their half. Yellow shirts were flying at him but he just kept going past  them.

The sub racing on to try and cut him down was out of order but fair play to the ref for allowing play on – same when that fat kid came out of the crowd and threw his hot dog at him. After all that, to have the composure to round the keeper 20 yards out and finish with a rabona on his wrong foot was quite something.

The old bloke behind me said he saw Waggy score ten better goals at Boothferry in the early 60s but I’m not so sure.

Best newcomer 2018/19

Despite David Milinkovic contributing 15 goals from the left wing in his debut season and George Long keeping those six clean sheets in a row following David Marshall’s unfortunate injury – I have to go for Adam Curry. I was as apprehensive as everyone else when three centre halves suffered injuries just after the close of the January transfer window but I had faith in thirty-something-twenty-something Curry stepping up from the U23 squad. However, his performances surpassed even my optimistic hopes and that bullet header to win the game at Derby live on Sky set him on the road to being a cult hero. Although it cost him a chance to play in the play-offs, that red card for head butting Tony Pulis cemented his cult status and I’m sure he’ll be a big player for us when he returns from his 16 match suspension next November.

Moment of the season 2018/19

The moment that saw the crowd flock back, the confidence return to the players and the computers finally get upgraded in the club shop. I still don’t know whether it was fate that took Adam Pearson and Bill Gates to the same hotel in Crete last October but I’m so glad it did. I’ve got to give Allam senior some credit too. After everything that’s gone on, Assem redeemed himself in my eyes by allowing Bill to fire Ehab out of a cannon into the North Sea. A perfect peace offering.

If you’d like to contribute to the “Search for Ehab” fund, the RNLI are collecting on Withernsea seafront all day, every day. It’s only been six months but they’ve already raised 87p.

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